Goblins always love gadgets. But these aren't your typical shiny contraptions. Goblin tech is built from salvaged scraps and powered by strange, sometimes hazardous energy sources. Yet/But/However, there's a twist: goblins are notoriously helpful.
A new generation of goblin tinkerers are breaking the mold, crafting gadgets that are both bizarre and surprisingly benevolent.
- This/That/These means you can finally get a self-cleaning cauldron that won't exploit/harm/steal from unsuspecting house elves.
- Or/And/Maybe a potion mixer that brews drinks with perfect consistency, without any need for black magic.
- Plus/Also/Furthermore, there are gadgets to help you avoid those pesky guards.
So if you're looking for tech that's both somewhat dangerous, look no further than goblin ingenuity. Just be sure to read the fine print/keep a fire extinguisher handy/wear a helmet, just in case.
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